Feeling Rejected? Exhausted? Overstimulated? Underwhelmed?

Horny? Lonely? Heartbroken? Insufferable?

Rundown by the monotony of day-to-day bullshit? Googling the meaning of “identity crisis” after midnight, most nights? Addicted to self-inflicted, pleasure-seeking pain? Lost in the sauce of your own (unknown) pursuit of happiness?

or, is it a secret 3rd thing nobody seems to understand?

Officially in my Carrie Bradshaw era—writing an advice column for Art Bar Magazine.

submit your question anonymously to the column

go ahead.

yammer on like you've just done the last bump from

a stranger's baggie in a skate house kitchen at 6 a.m.

Feeling Rejected? Exhausted? Overstimulated? Underwhelmed?

Horny? Lonely? Heartbroken? Insufferable?

or, is it a secret 3rd thing nobody seems to understand?

submit your question anonymously to the column

go ahead.

just like your homie, i'm all ears, totally interested, mostly coherent, and ready to give you (somewhat) sound advice.